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What To Wear?

We really need some new hoodies and/or t shirts, if only to get ourselves banned from the Bluewater Shopping Centre.

This is a cry for someone to have a go. In the meantime the latest ideas for your consideration are set out below. Please vote for any one you like by leaving a comment on the main page. We can of course mix and match front & rears. My own personal vote is for the ru cavers2?/Reasons to Go Caving one or the one with a bladder on a pole that apparently looks like a badger.

We are likely to be going for hoodies as shown here, which should work out at around £16-17 each ish. Orders are a minimum of ten so we could go for more than one design is there is serious disagreement - it depends how 'corporate' you all want to look. Alternatively fleeces are a possibility or we could really stand out by going some rather fetching and wise mixed fibre cardigans. Or we could of course get a load of tea towels printed up and then surreptiously leave them in the caving huts of Britain?

Reasons To Go Caving...

Front

Rear

Click here or on the image for a bigger readable version. Or download a Word version here. If anyone has more reasons send them in.

   
RUCC - Leading Young People Astray Since 1964
Caving - How Can 1 in 30,000 People Be Wrong?
   
RUCC - Forty Years In The Dark
Caving - Closer To Hell Than You Ever Imagined...
   
No Concept Of Personal Hygiene?
Irish Hill Walker
   
Deep Down & Dirty
Deep Down & Dirty - Rear

 

We also have this variety of conceptual art from our former dear leader, Nikki. Nikki has sought to redefine the parameters of modern art with a series of beguilingly simple sketches that somehow seek to convey a deeper crie de coeur. Namely that we really really need some new hoodies:

 

 
 
  We weren't sure what this one was at first, and thought it was either a bladder on a pole or a walnut clinging to a piece of bamboo. However a helpful note next to it explains that it's apparently a badger doing SRT. So if anyone can draw a badger engaged in a spot of SRT please have a go at turning Nikki's dreams into reality. Bear in mind that badgers have very short legs and you may have to use a bit of artistic licence to make sure they can use a foot loop properly. Although to be fair to the badger community I've never seen one try.  
 
  We think that this is either an anti-Father Christmas statement or a small frozen chicken trapped in the body of a two stringed acoustic guitar. Or perhaps a cream cake under a cattlegrid? Anyone?  
 
  Half a passing shark viewed from below wearing a jumper. With a picture of a liver on a plate on it? I'm using my imagination here. Really quite a lot...  
 
  I like this one as it has a classic simplicity. I think we should go with the RU Cavers Too? idea. Although the inevitable answer from the kids on the streets would be 'no.'